Hell Yes Santa Is A White Man

Okay.  For those of you who are fortunate enough to live outside the United States, and not be exposed to the right wing lunacy of the Fox News Channel, here’s a little background.  A few days ago, one of their female morning show hosts/hostesses Megyn Kelly, a blond, Miss America looking skank, said that Santa Claus was a white man, as was Jesus.  Well sure as shit, everyone went bonkers over that one, and while we’re now consumed with the racial origins of fictional characters, I thought I’d throw in my idiotical two cents worth.

The cool thing about arguing over pretend stuff is, nobody is wrong.  But in-order to prove myself right, I posted this picture of Santa that proves it.  He’s a white guy, and that’s all there is to it!  You’ll also notice that Santa Is a second amendment freak, cause he’s armed with a sword (no doubt for protection only should he accidentally come down the chimney of a black family who think he’s there to burglarize them).

Santa’s also a pot-head.  Must have smoked some good weed to have that shit-eating grin on his face.  And talk about the munchies, no wonder he’s so fat, with everyone leavin’ him all those treat to nibble on when he’s up the ‘high’ on your roof top.  I worry though that he might be a pedophile, what with that little boy under his arm.  Maybe he has a day job as a priest.

Now Jesus…there’s no argument there.  All ya gotta do is look at all his pictures (except those from Ethiopia) to know that he was a 100% all American white boy.