Posted: January 19, 2014 in Foolishness

dingleberries 007I’m calling these two small drawings Dingle-berries.  They’re small like berries (blue berries are my favorite, but I like red and black ones too), and they’re just dumb single sketches.  So ya get Dingle-Berries.  Could have been berries that dingle, and we’ll get to that in the next paragraph.  But “dingle-berry’ has a certain ring to it.

And speaking of rings of dingle-berries ringing around something, don’t ya hate it when you got your pants full of em? I sure do!   Cause they just don’t roll off of ya, but cling to things.  And, their removal requires an elaborate procedure – not like one that you’d get if ya had to take a trip to the Emergency Room – but still a ritual, like a washing you have to endure.

I wonder if Medicare pays for dingle-berry removal (a dingle-ectomy?).  If it does, I’m gonna start a part-time business going around to all the ‘rest homes’, blowing dingle-berries off of old geezers like myself.  It could be my second career.

dingleberries 006

  1. john zande says:

    And with that we have a new Worst Job in the World!

  2. Bonkers. Totally bonkers 😀

  3. T E Stazyk says:

    You’ll probably need some backing for your new venture, but I’m sure you’ll get to the bottom of it!

  4. Dingle brains of far too many peers most intolerable.

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