Simple Simon

Posted: March 17, 2011 in Flat-0ut Bullshit

Simple Simon was a “pie” man

The bearded clam he loved to eat.

Simple Simon, couldn’t resist a hymen,

For him, it was a delicious treat.

Simple Simon, was a sly man

Always thinking on his feet.

But Simple Simon, couldn’t get enough “pie” man!

Fore he thought it oh so sweet.

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The girl at the bank, who was a total skank

Cried bucks, bucks, bucks

A man in line, found her real fine

And thought fucks, fucks, fucks

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Comments
  1. Tilly Bud says:

    You should have an R rating (I think that’s right; here in the UK it’s X)!

    Vulgar, but funny.

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