Felony Nursery Crimes

Posted: March 7, 2011 in Foolishness
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Hey diddle diddle

Everyone needs a little,

And right now wouldn’t be too soon.

The Little Woman laughed

Giving me the shaft,

And walked right out of the room.

*

Old Gay Giles

Walked seven miles

To see his friend James Clover.

And Old Gay Giles

Was filled with smiles,

When James said, “drop trou and bend over”.

*

Little Bo-Peep, couldn’t get any sleep

Fore she was always playing with her hymen

Leave that thing alone, what ya need is a bone”

With that she begot to smilin’.

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