Felony Nursery Crimes

Posted: March 7, 2011 in Foolishness

Hey diddle diddle

Everyone needs a little,

And right now wouldn’t be too soon.

The Little Woman laughed

Giving me the shaft,

And walked right out of the room.


Old Gay Giles

Walked seven miles

To see his friend James Clover.

And Old Gay Giles

Was filled with smiles,

When James said, “drop trou and bend over”.


Little Bo-Peep, couldn’t get any sleep

Fore she was always playing with her hymen

Leave that thing alone, what ya need is a bone”

With that she begot to smilin’.


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