Mary’s Little Lamb

Posted: March 4, 2011 in Foolishness
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Sometimes  good stuff comes out of the comments section of my blog. And sometimes it’s worth pumping out that cesspool of filth for some real gems. A Little Old Dirty Lady sent me the first one, the rest are mine, but could be yours if your naughty little mind feels compelled to reply in kind.

Mary had a little lamb

It’s dong she liked to blow

And everywhere that Mary went

the lamb was sure to flow.

It followed her to class one day

which was against the rule

It made the children laugh and play

To see Mary blow her lamb at school.

*

Mary had a little lamb

Who liked to lick her twaut

And everywhere that Mary went

Her lamb was hot to trot

It followed her to class one day

Which was against the rule

And dove into her little muff

While Mary sat on a stool.

*

Mary had a little scam

To fleece folks of their dough

And everywhere that Mary went

The S.E.C. was sure to follow.

They followed her to the office one day

To watch her fleece the fools

She made the Board members laugh and say

With impunity, we can break the rules”.

*

Mary had a little can

Of a substance white as snow

And every time she felt real spent

A line of it she did blow.

She didn’t like weed or pills

Heroin was such a pain

So she wasted her life away

Snorting line upon line of cocaine.

*

There once was a lass named Mary

Who had a lamb, who was quite contrary.

She took it to school

Breaking all the rules

And the rest is legendary.

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Comments
  1. Thanks for stopping by and joining in on another of my Limerick-Offs. Glad to have you!

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