Does A Bear Sit In The Woods?

Posted: February 22, 2011 in Foolishness
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Does a bear sit in the woods?

Do chickens cluck?

Do cats pass gases?

All expressions for “What do you think?”

What do you think?

Who gives a damn

It probably stinks,

You’re not better than I am.

What do you know?

Give me a break

Go take a blow

And make no mistake.

Take me serious?

You must be delirious.

Take me delirious?

You’re much to serious

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Comments
  1. Hansi says:

    I think you are seriously delirious.

  2. kolembo says:

    Ahaha, it’s great! Lovely sketch too! I don’t usually do this but I thought you might like it;
    http://kolembo.wordpress.com/2011/01/27/in-the-moment/

  3. moondustwriter says:

    Looks like you are just getting going
    Like your humor as you integrate into your poetry

    Best with your blog

  4. A little dirty old lady says:

    Speaking of animals, here is one of my favorite poems about a camel:

    The sexual life of the camel
    goes much deeper than anyone thinks.
    It’s favorite passion, illegal of course,
    is to dash up and fuck up the Sphinx.
    Now the Sphinx has a sexual organ
    which is bunged up with sand from the Nil,
    Which accounts for the hump of the camel
    and the Sphinx’s inscrutable smile.

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